I AM NOT AN ANTI-ROMANTIC! Of course every girl loves a little romance! It's just completely unexpected from a guy at this day and age. I mean proposing to a girl by saying "Eh wanna buy HDB flat together not?" is how they do it in this god forsaken country. So honestly you can't expect much. But, when a guy does go out of his way to impress a girl it is notably recognized. Because it is not common, you've won her heart instantly. But don't do it just cause "You'd like to tap that!". I think effort should become habit. That is pretty profound shit Jules. Not bad. *Snaps for self*. Don't you roll your eyes at me, my very human, Non-Plastic friends! Moving on! I realised, there are sooooooo many gorgeous, independent, intelligent girls out there but shit ass guys who think they are the bomb and who allow their egos to inflate until they become completely blinded. If you're wondering whether you are one of them, then you are probably guilty.
Anyway, I read Twilight, didn't like it. Yea the romance between the human and blood sucker, was sweet but predictable. So, not a fan. But thanks Kimmy for widening the number of books I've read. Harry is still number 1. The book got me thinking that fairy tales are designed to mock you. They get you young into believing that true love exists. They set little girls up into thinking that a handsome prince is going to come sweep her off her feet. Expectations lead to disappointment. Think about that the next time you feel like Cinderella. But okay, if you do find a guy who is hopelessly romantic then Yay for you! Just don't kiss and tell cause, he might not be yours much longer. Ooooh, is that a threat? You know how some blogs have mood settings? I think it is soooooo lame! Like, Mood: Happy :) . Like I care?? Or Mood: Sad :( , aaaww, am I supposed to comfort you? I mean shouldn't your post say it all? Okay personal opinion. I am entitled to one. I'll play along though.
Mood: Bitchy. Bye :)
OH OH OH! Would someone be so kind to tell me if you can breast feed after you get implants? No! I am not thinking of enhancing myself, just curious.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
My Mother
Is the most annoying person on earth! Do you know what she said to me on thursday! I was wearing this off shoulder cropped top, with a white spaghetti and shorts. So I am rushing out the door right, and she is like
Most annoying person on earth: I don't like today's outfit. YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT.
What the F right! She was just being...annoying. If you know my mom, She was being her lovable self. She then went on to say that the outfit looks like I am active. Active. Like I condone the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. Anything remotely suggestive, gets her going. Like she hates how I pair shorts with heels. Oh and! She says the most randomest things. Like when I get soooooo annoyed with her I would call her "Mother", and this is what she would say.
Most annoying person on earth: Don't get vulgar with me!
As in Mother F*cker. I just can't help but vent my anger in any other way. She would call and message me ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like seriously! We stay in the same house right, being family and all, and she is DOWNSTAIRS and she would message me " What are you having for dinner?"..... So after months of enduring this range of nonsense I said, Ma! I don't like seeing your name on my phone! Cause seeing your name blinking as you are calling, gets my blood boiling. Haha! So I can't remember after how long, I messaged her and asked what was for dinner. She didn't reply. Then I said I am on the way home. She still didn't reply. So I asked why aren't you replying my messages! And she said
Most annoying person on earth: You said you don't like seeing me on your phone what! So I don't reply la!
OMG right! Okay I know what you are thinking.I don't appreciate my mom and shit like that. But sometimes her actions are downright stupid. Like I was going to Sentosa once. And this is what she told me.
Most annoying person on earth: Julianna, be careful okay. Please don't talk to strangers. I Love You.
WHAT AM I????? 5????? And! She made it sound like I was never coming back! My father is no better.
Man married to the most annoying person on earth: Cut your hair! I don't want to get a heart attack when I see you walking around in the dark.
I had absolutely no response to that. I love them both. But sometimes...emancipation doesn't seem like a bad idea.
Oh..Its that time again, the scent of Christmas morning, just around the corner :) XOXO.
Most annoying person on earth: I don't like today's outfit. YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT.
What the F right! She was just being...annoying. If you know my mom, She was being her lovable self. She then went on to say that the outfit looks like I am active. Active. Like I condone the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. Anything remotely suggestive, gets her going. Like she hates how I pair shorts with heels. Oh and! She says the most randomest things. Like when I get soooooo annoyed with her I would call her "Mother", and this is what she would say.
Most annoying person on earth: Don't get vulgar with me!
As in Mother F*cker. I just can't help but vent my anger in any other way. She would call and message me ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like seriously! We stay in the same house right, being family and all, and she is DOWNSTAIRS and she would message me " What are you having for dinner?"..... So after months of enduring this range of nonsense I said, Ma! I don't like seeing your name on my phone! Cause seeing your name blinking as you are calling, gets my blood boiling. Haha! So I can't remember after how long, I messaged her and asked what was for dinner. She didn't reply. Then I said I am on the way home. She still didn't reply. So I asked why aren't you replying my messages! And she said
Most annoying person on earth: You said you don't like seeing me on your phone what! So I don't reply la!
OMG right! Okay I know what you are thinking.I don't appreciate my mom and shit like that. But sometimes her actions are downright stupid. Like I was going to Sentosa once. And this is what she told me.
Most annoying person on earth: Julianna, be careful okay. Please don't talk to strangers. I Love You.
WHAT AM I????? 5????? And! She made it sound like I was never coming back! My father is no better.
Man married to the most annoying person on earth: Cut your hair! I don't want to get a heart attack when I see you walking around in the dark.
I had absolutely no response to that. I love them both. But sometimes...emancipation doesn't seem like a bad idea.
Oh..Its that time again, the scent of Christmas morning, just around the corner :) XOXO.
Monday, November 17, 2008
I Know What 'Em Girls Like.
I've gathered this information through critical thinking and experience from real life situations by observing my fellow kind. They have been thoroughly justified and basically what I am saying is... I am so right about this. What's with the formal language Jules?
1. Attention: Whether good or bad. Girls lap it up! It can be quite annoying.
2. Charm. They know they have it and they will use it to their advantage. And the thing is, they enjoy using it. Girls are manipulative. Caution.
3.Gossip. Bitching may not be for all of them, but gossiping... there is nothing us girls do better. You'd be surprised as to how much they know. I surprise myself sometimes, but I am all for finding out the truth.
4. Flirt. Some more than others. But deep down they all want to.
5. Boys. Apparently.... and for some unfortunately. So much so they will go through such lengths to keep them close. So if a particular friend of yours is treating you exceptionally well. Then be warned, cause she doesn't want to just make you laugh anymore...she wants to turn you on.
All in all, girls are nothing but trouble. If you beg to differ, enlighten me please.
This song is bloody awesome. No seriously, its a total sing along song, so I was nice enough to provide you with part of the lyrics. I am making you listen to it by having it on auto play. Thanks Erika for refreshing my iPod! Someone understanding why hip hop rules the generation.
These days you barely even say my name
Like you don’t really feel the same
I’m wondering whats to blame
These nights, I fall asleep wondering where you are
It feels like we’re falling apart
And it’s totally breaking my heart
Cause if bein’ with you means being alone
And never knowing when you’re comin’ home
Then I guess I’m better off on my own
But I cant move on
Cause that means forgettin, forgettin, everything we had
Instead I keep running, keep running, I keep running back
Cause I keep forgettin, forgettin, you treat me so bad
So I keep on comin, keep comin, I keep comin back
On. Constant. Replay. Good. Bye.
1. Attention: Whether good or bad. Girls lap it up! It can be quite annoying.
2. Charm. They know they have it and they will use it to their advantage. And the thing is, they enjoy using it. Girls are manipulative. Caution.
3.Gossip. Bitching may not be for all of them, but gossiping... there is nothing us girls do better. You'd be surprised as to how much they know. I surprise myself sometimes, but I am all for finding out the truth.
4. Flirt. Some more than others. But deep down they all want to.
5. Boys. Apparently.... and for some unfortunately. So much so they will go through such lengths to keep them close. So if a particular friend of yours is treating you exceptionally well. Then be warned, cause she doesn't want to just make you laugh anymore...she wants to turn you on.
All in all, girls are nothing but trouble. If you beg to differ, enlighten me please.
This song is bloody awesome. No seriously, its a total sing along song, so I was nice enough to provide you with part of the lyrics. I am making you listen to it by having it on auto play. Thanks Erika for refreshing my iPod! Someone understanding why hip hop rules the generation.
These days you barely even say my name
Like you don’t really feel the same
I’m wondering whats to blame
These nights, I fall asleep wondering where you are
It feels like we’re falling apart
And it’s totally breaking my heart
Cause if bein’ with you means being alone
And never knowing when you’re comin’ home
Then I guess I’m better off on my own
But I cant move on
Cause that means forgettin, forgettin, everything we had
Instead I keep running, keep running, I keep running back
Cause I keep forgettin, forgettin, you treat me so bad
So I keep on comin, keep comin, I keep comin back
On. Constant. Replay. Good. Bye.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
The photos are beyond help. Anyway! To the Most Annoying Chindian I know, Amanda Foo. 20. My advice.. maybe you would like to start acting like a mature adult. And! Break up with a boy before he gives you a Coach bag! I mean if the guilt overwhelms you... I am right here. Your trusty... loyal... understanding... loving... this could take all day, so I will stop here. Love you Fool! Beks, Gan and Val, it already feels too long since we laughed like that! Oh...
I stepped on a snail...gross I know..
Me: GUYS I JUST STEPPED ON AN ORGASM!
Corinne: *blankstare* Orgasm Julie? Orgasm?
I meant to say organism. Just to clarify, cause a certain VJC student I told did not comprehend... Love you Prema.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Size. Does. Matter.
This is complete girl talk. So I suggest, Boys, (if there are any reading this),if you don't want to get your ego bruised, stop reading right here, right now. However, if you want to brave the truth. Then step into girl world.
Eri, Kim and I skipped out on Public Speaking lecture and this is what we publicly spoke about.
It all started with me telling Kim and Eri about how my friend, Monica, who is studying nursing, saw one, which was the size of a thumb. The initial reaction:
Vanessa: WHAT??!! THATS LIKE A FREAKING TIC TAC??
Me: IS HE MARRIED?? OH WELL HE MUST BE DIVORCED BY NOW!
The man on the operating table was indeed married. His race? "Like a freaking tic tac".... Need I say more? Can I just say, unless the topic comes up, us girls, don't talk about it. We do not define a guy by how well endowed he is, unlike how a girl is defined by how big her jugs are. Guys rate Girls in their head (and I am sure out loud as well). Likewise. The first thing we notice is the general appearance. Among my group of friends there are labels. Like, grab-neck-and-just-want-to-make-out, or just-want-to-take-his-clothes-off and the very exceptional, Could-Cut-The-Sexual-Tension-With-A-Knife. Just to name a few, they aren't all that aggressive. "A lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed", thats what we all want to live by.
I realised, that if you want to keep the fact that you are vertically challenged a secret, GET RID OF THE SKINNY JEANS! They reveal more than you might ask for. Oh and if you think hiding behind that pair of bermudas is going to shield you from the critical eye. It doesn't. So what can you do if you lack in length? According to Erika, nothing. Personally...I don't know. Make up for it emotionally? Karma Sutra? Surgery(extreme much)? They (Her World Mag) say that when you are married, 4 times a week is the key to solidity in a marriage. HAHAHA. Solidity. Did you catch that? Anyway, I think if you can't say "Call me, So I can make it juicy for you" with any sense of truth in it, don't Walk the Walk and Talk the Talk. At least girls are willing to admit they have honey stars in comparison to water melons. It really is so much easier being a girl. You are either Perky or Full. If you are both? You are a goddess.
FYI, there is alot we can tell from a hug too. Ciao.
Eri, Kim and I skipped out on Public Speaking lecture and this is what we publicly spoke about.
It all started with me telling Kim and Eri about how my friend, Monica, who is studying nursing, saw one, which was the size of a thumb. The initial reaction:
Vanessa: WHAT??!! THATS LIKE A FREAKING TIC TAC??
Me: IS HE MARRIED?? OH WELL HE MUST BE DIVORCED BY NOW!
The man on the operating table was indeed married. His race? "Like a freaking tic tac".... Need I say more? Can I just say, unless the topic comes up, us girls, don't talk about it. We do not define a guy by how well endowed he is, unlike how a girl is defined by how big her jugs are. Guys rate Girls in their head (and I am sure out loud as well). Likewise. The first thing we notice is the general appearance. Among my group of friends there are labels. Like, grab-neck-and-just-want-to-make-out, or just-want-to-take-his-clothes-off and the very exceptional, Could-Cut-The-Sexual-Tension-With-A-Knife. Just to name a few, they aren't all that aggressive. "A lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed", thats what we all want to live by.
I realised, that if you want to keep the fact that you are vertically challenged a secret, GET RID OF THE SKINNY JEANS! They reveal more than you might ask for. Oh and if you think hiding behind that pair of bermudas is going to shield you from the critical eye. It doesn't. So what can you do if you lack in length? According to Erika, nothing. Personally...I don't know. Make up for it emotionally? Karma Sutra? Surgery(extreme much)? They (Her World Mag) say that when you are married, 4 times a week is the key to solidity in a marriage. HAHAHA. Solidity. Did you catch that? Anyway, I think if you can't say "Call me, So I can make it juicy for you" with any sense of truth in it, don't Walk the Walk and Talk the Talk. At least girls are willing to admit they have honey stars in comparison to water melons. It really is so much easier being a girl. You are either Perky or Full. If you are both? You are a goddess.
FYI, there is alot we can tell from a hug too. Ciao.
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